I’m so happy that I’m not reading this book anymore. I can’t remember the last that I just genuinely couldn’t stand the main character to such a huge degree. What a misogynistic douche. I kept thinking that Tina Fey wouldn’t be in a movie with such an offensive character and that he had to redeem himself at some point. But no. Terrible to the very last sentence.

I’m so happy that I’m not reading this book anymore. I can’t remember the last that I just genuinely couldn’t stand the main character to such a huge degree. What a misogynistic douche. I kept thinking that Tina Fey wouldn’t be in a movie with such an offensive character and that he had to redeem himself at some point. But no. Terrible to the very last sentence.

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"Filming on the seventh and final season of Parks and Recreation is under way, and Plaza will be done by Christmas. “I’m more sad than excited,” she says. “It’s just been such a huge part of my life. When Rashida [Jones] and Rob Lowe left last year, it was kind of the beginning of the end. The last day she was on set, it was so sad, and we didn’t know what to do. So we all weirdly went on top of Amy [Poehler]’s trailer, on the roof, and sat there in a circle and drank wine and stopped to just look at each other. We have been together for six years. There’s no forced anything, we just 100% love each other."
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Aubrey Plaza (x)

Guys, I’m dead. 

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You are the type of woman
Who is searching for a place to call yours
Let the statues crumble
You have always been the place
You are a woman who can build it yourself
You were born to build

- Sarah Kay, The Type

Needs to be shared every so-often.

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Writer James Nestor explores the science of the “mammalian dive reflex,” the phenomenon by which water triggers an immediate decrease in heart rate. Read more. 

Writer James Nestor explores the science of the “mammalian dive reflex,” the phenomenon by which water triggers an immediate decrease in heart rate. Read more. 

"

I want your Monday morning
sleep soaked eyes
dream drenched voice,
lazy bones
‘five more minutes please babe.’

I want your Tuesday afternoon
coffee break,
glasses off, laughter on
‘just hold me for a while
it’s been a hard day.’

I want your Wednesday evening
fingers through hair
teeth nibbling nails
neck craning, eye glazing
‘this paperwork never ends’

I want your Thursday night
drinks for two
bones unbind
muscles let loose
flats, slacks,
‘just me and you’

I want your finally Friday
stretch soul smile,
sun sipping light
from the glaciers in your eyes
fingers unfurl, hand extends
‘c’mon babe, lets go wild’

I want your weekend.
your movie marathon Saturday
reading by the fireplace
kissing in the blankets
want your Sunday morning
orange juice and pancakes
white sheets, tender skin
hair like the Fourth of July
‘let’s not get out of bed today.’

I want your ordinary
and your stress, rest, release
I want your bad day and that terrible night
I want you drunk in my arms
forgetting the place but never my name
I want your lazy and your lonely
and your fist full of fight
I want you everyday
in every way
for the rest of my life.

"
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